A Frendly Reminder



Ladies, ladies… and maybe some fashonista gentlemen. This is just a friendly reminder from your fellow plump friend reminding you that Lulu Lemons are not supposed to give off a glare. If you find that these yoga pants are giving you muffin top, or are suffocating your thunder thighs, maybe you should consider a size up… or perhaps a different style of pants. Spare your fellow workout friends, or friendly afternoon strollers, I don’t want to see what’s going on under those oh-so-tight pants when you bend down. Ew. It really hurts my eyes when all I see is ASS is my face when these other fellow plumpers are wearing pants three sizes too small. If you’re going to do that, you’ll look ten times better in the jeans three times too small.

Anyway, I learned my lesson. Time everyone else does too.

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