People tell me that I’m unable to keep my clothes clean. This is true, I must admit. I somehow happen to always stain the upper part of my shirt, you know, where the mammary glands are. I hope that makes sense, I went to use the thesaurus and wanted to use another word for boobies or teats, so I used mammary glands- hope this makes sense. Anyway, I can never manage to keep my clothes clean. I either stain the front of my shirt, or food falls into my shirt. For example when I got home from work yesterday and got dressed for bed, Genius got a nice snack when extra sunflower seeds came out of my shirt. (Was that inappropriate?)
I wish they made bibs for adults, so I wouldn’t feel so out of place. Is it normal that I need to wash my clothes only after one use?