Another Note To Skinny Girls


We all have that friend that eats like a horse but still weighs like twelve pounds. I know a bunch of them, actually to be honest, most people I know are like that except me. I guess I just have a very very snail like slow metabolism. Anyway, you know what I hate more about friends that eat like horses and weigh twelve pounds? The ones that say while eating that they really need to lose ten pounds. HOW DARE YOU. Me, while I sit there with my disgusting leaves and vomitrocious salad dressing, actually its not even salad dressing, its like pouring acidic garbage juice over tree leaves and eating it. Blech. Anyway, so I’m eating this thinking I’m all healthy, when this skinny b#$^* eating fries and a cheeseburger next to me tell me she’s so fat.  Yes Barb, I’m talking about you! FYI: I hate you. I’d love a cheeseburger right now.

One comment

  1. Honest Henry · December 14, 2012

    If Barbie wants to lose weight, all she has to do is remove those fake tits her daddy bought her. Case and point!

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