A Note To Skinny Girls

Dearest Skinny Girls,

I hate you. Kidding. I don’t like you. Kidding. Why did you guys get so lucky and I’m still stuck barely able to walk to the bathroom after a HUGE lunch. I sometimes wish I was the girl that was able to leave stuff over on my plate. I sometimes do, but then by the end of that plate staring me in the eye, I finish the entire thing. My mom taught me a very special trick and a young age- pour diet coke all over your food so you don’t eat it. Hey Mom, I like the taste of french fries and Diet Coke… yummay!

Do skinny girls not finish their food for attention? Or because they’re cheap and want to save the leftovers for lunch the next day? Or are they closet eaters? Someone explain it to me!

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