A Miracle Has Happened

This morning I got dressed, I put on my bra and I realized that it was too big on me… let me repeat myself, I REALIZED THAT IT WAS TOO BIG ON ME! I had to make the straps smaller and then I had to go to the back and put it on the second clip. My entire life I’ve been wearing bras on the last clip, and then ten pounds later, I have bubble back and then throw it out and it’s time to buy a new one.
Never in my life have I ever worn a bra and had it on the second clip, or even the third clip. When that happens, I’m just going to scream at the top of my lungs and scare all the neighbors away. My mama would be so proud of me. Things are finally shrinking. I just screamed a bit!


I’m so happy! Who wants to come bra shopping with me this weekend?


  1. coachdunavan · March 9, 2013

    I would, but um, you’ve been warned what happens when I do! Loving your thoughts (Lord that sounds stalker creepish. So not my intent).

    • imjustpleasantlyplump · March 9, 2013

      I don’t know who you are, but you’re a whole lot of AMAZING!

      • coachdunavan · March 9, 2013

        Would you be offended if I said I was a fat chick trapped in a skinny body? ;-p Seriously, if I had boobs I’d be some kinda happy!

        Bio: I’m a mom to three, love them all but will love them more when they are ALL in college. Eldest IS off to college and life is much more peaceful with her gone. But we DO love her, remember? Middlest just entered middle school and it’s trying to kick her tushy. I refuse to let her let that happen. Youngest, the only boy, is our entertainment. He watches jeopardy for fun and the wealth of useless info he shares daily keeps us all on our toes, and in shock, but a good shock. Because Eldest is no longer home to demand so much of my time I have returned to work part time as a middle school coach. Volleyball is our passion seconded by college football. This season was so much fun I can’t believe they actually paid me!! Pretty much, if you hadn’t already guessed, my kids are my life, but I will still love them, and my life, when they are ALL gone AWAY to college. 🙂

        I’ve taken time to read more of your posts. YOU are very funny! You also have an AWESOME story. Keep sharing! And congrats on the milestones achieved!!

      • imjustpleasantlyplump · March 9, 2013

        Thanks so much Sharisa! Hope my initial post didn’t offend you too much!

      • Sharisa · March 9, 2013

        If I were offended I wouldn’t be here still reading and enjoying your story! Inspiring (and freaking funny!)!!

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