Maybe If I Wasn’t Fat


Maybe if I wasn’t fat, I would have had more friends.Maybe if I wasn’t fat, I would have been more popular. Maybe if I wasn’t fat, I would have had more clothes, leading me to have a stupid shopping addiction and having me enter rehab for being a shopaholic. Maybe if I wasn’t fat, I wouldn’t be where I am today. Maybe if I wasn’t fat, I would have been rich, instead of me spending all my money on boutique $5 sugar coffees and stupid food.

I firmly believe that everything happens for a reason. We are put on this earth to do something, and I guess my thing was being fat (and being pretty, and smart, and funny) I think that by being a fat kid, I was made a stronger person; not physically of course, because I can still only lift like three pounds. I feel that now I’m ready to conquer the world, and I now have the cocky confidence all those b!@es had in high school that I didn’t.

… but it’s time that I wake up and smell the turkey bacon, because I am fat. But I’m also happy. Maybe if I wasn’t fat, I wouldn’t have all my amazing friends, or have the best relationship with family. Good thing I am fat though, otherwise y’all wouldn’t have the giggles reading about it!

toodles!

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3 thoughts on “Maybe If I Wasn’t Fat

  1. You are not fat. You are a daughter/sister/friend/peer/colleague/product of your actions, PLUS being clever/pretty/funny etc. Please don’t define yourself just by your appearance alone. You are so much more. Really enjoy your blog ūüôā Xx

  2. I spent too many years of my life wishing away my fat…it doesn’t work. I have learned not to wait for my fat to go before tackling certain things, I now concentrate on the things I want to do and my weightloss journey is a secondary thing!!

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