Helga Chen (1988-2013)


OBITUARY:

Chen, Helga. Will not be sadly missed by her external self. Helga was not gone soon enough. All those who knew her, did not like her. However, Helga had many nice qualities (of those, we are still unsure). Helga lived a long enough life, and died suddenly after having the “fat slapped out of her”. Donations in Helga Chens name can be made to the “Hillary Can’t Eat Mini Eggs Foundation”.

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