Okay, seriously… what is the deal with hotel towels? Since when did it become okay for us, cherished guests to dry ourselves off with a washcloth? Dear Hotel Towel Makers, you really need to reevaluate your game, because soon enough you’ll find me drying off in an actual bed sheet.. walking around fancy hotel lobbies in a makeshift toga. Don’t try me, I am not afraid.
Let’s get real- hand towels are NOT bath towels. I go to hotels, not only to clean them out of all bathroom amenities, but to use all the finer things which are not offered to me at home (and for obvious reasons, like shelter!) I like hotels mainly for the first class shower caps, slippers, and one million thread count bed sheets…just to name a few. Even healthy sized individuals have an issue wrapping these microscopic “towels” around themselves. It’s a worldwide problem- why isn’t anyone doing anything about it? If the sole reason of making towels so small is so I won’t take them, ya’ll are in for a big surprise, I will gladly stuff them into my suitcase! In fact, since they’re made so small, I can fit double the amount in my luggage. My dog will love his new paw cleaners.
Hotel Towel Makers, please be considerate of others. I will stop stealing your towels if you start making them in appropriate sizing. I am just trying to help others. It hurts us.