Things are looking UP (Down)


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Ok, so I am so happy to share this lovely news. For the first time in like, ever, I woke up this morning and got dressed, and was so happy with the clothing that I put on that I didn’t even change once.

Let me backtrack a little, two months ago, I would make a mess of my closet looking for something that didn’t make me look like a Michelin Man, something that didn’t expose too much fat, or something that wasn’t too tight that made me look like a jolly stuffed sausage. Getting dressed would take at most, ten minutes, I wouldn’t do my hair, because I wouldn’t care, and I used to look like a disgusting slob (Ronnies words). Today, I woke up, I got my hair did and I put on panty hose and a dress. I looked in the mirror, and said “wow, I look good” I HAVE NEVER EVER SAID THOSE WORDS TO MYSELF. I actually look good.

Today I’m getting so many compliments on how lovely and feminine I look. Is this because I dressed like a slob for the last year I’ve been working in the fashion industry? Either way, I feel good… na na na na na na na

Bite Size Portions


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I’m not one for fancy meals. However, I can tell you that I am also not one who enjoys fast food. In the one time that I had a Big Mac, (thanks Holly Netherwood), with every bite I took, I felt as though I was chewing a part of a cows ear. When it comes to fancy restaurants, I like to get dressed up. I must tell you that I am not one of those fancy girls that likes when they serve me the little piece of children’s size fish portion, and a dab of perfectly placed fancy special sauce. What is that? Who actually walks out of these restaurants and says “Oh My God, am I ever full. I am never eating  again”. You’re not full. That’s ridiculous. That’s one bite for a normal person. These meals mostly drive me crazy, because you are forced to eat them throughout an entire hour long meal sitting. One bite sized piece is cold after just five seconds of it being placed in front of you. If I am paying $55 for a hot shrimp, give me a stupid hot shrimp and not a warm shrimp. I’m getting frustrated and hungry all at the same time thinking about this.

I’m thinking all you can eat tonight. Much better than those measly portions. Ew.